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White Rock

White Rock
After my 56th alarmย ๐Ÿšจย I got out of bed.
Mid wee selfieย ๐Ÿคณย 
Showerย ๐Ÿšฟย 
Dressedย ๐Ÿ’‹
In the carย ย 
On the road to pick up my friend Talishaย ๐Ÿ›ฃ
Address for parkrun in the GPSย ๐Ÿ—บ

These Girls

These Girls
We understand how shit it is running with a pram.
We bribe our kids with chips, lollies & Nutella sandwiches so they stay put in our prams while we run.

Do your boobs hang low, can they touch your camel toe?

Do your boobs hang low, can they touch your camel toe?
No over boob.
No side boob.
No under boob.
Much to my tradie mate who usually gives me a toot when I run disgust.

Hello Balls

Hello Balls
Lebanese Spiced Beef & Fetta Meatballs with Quinoa Tabbouleh and Hummus Dressing, complete with chip in the bowlย ๐Ÿ˜•
(Iโ€™m half way through & forgot to take a photo)

Bras In Paradise

Bras In Paradise
Suezi tells me we need to go up a cup size.
Apparently that muffin top that hangs out over the side of the bra isnโ€™t supposed to be there.

Springwood Stairs of Death ๐Ÿ’€

Springwood Stairs of Death ๐Ÿ’€
Thatโ€™s where a goanna, Iโ€™ve now researched it was actually a water dragonย ๐Ÿ‰ย ran in front of me.
Weeย ๐Ÿ’ง
Lizardologist Shanon can confirm that thanks to Wikipedia lizards do have hind legs.
This is the moment my parents want a refund on my education.

You are a runner

You are a runner
A little while later I saw her and motioned for her to come over.
Like I was the fucking Queenย ๐Ÿ‘‘ย 
It turns out she follows my page - you poor bugger.

Friends

The Wide Bay Running Chicks ๐Ÿฅ- Iโ€™ve met many of you, Iโ€™m so lucky to call you my friends. I gatecrashed your takeover parkrun weekend, insulted 2 Vegans, ripped a barcode, and you still welcome me back.

New likers

New likers
I still go out and enjoy a meal.
When I go out I want a good feed.
You don't make friends with saladย ๐Ÿฅ—

Paddle Boarding

Paddle Boarding
Something touched my foot.
Was it a shark?ย ๐Ÿฆˆย 
An crab?ย ๐Ÿฆ€
Nope - just my leg rope.

Highfields

The path curves around - just keep following it, past all of the parked cars.
If I had of had my car keysย ๐Ÿ”‘ย I could have left, but Ben & Will were still out there and I'm kind of attached to them๐Ÿ’—

Triathlon Pink

Triathlon Pink
Run to my bike.
Where the fuck is The Penetrator?
All these bikes look alikeย ๐Ÿšฒ
Ahhh there he is!
The one with the well worn seatย ๐Ÿ˜‚